by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper April 11, 2017 11:18 AM PDT @gaelFC
Twitter delivered a first-class takedown of United Airlines on Monday after horrifying video footage of a paying passenger being dragged from his seat made the rounds.
But now it's a new day, and United needs a new motto, because "fly the friendly skies" isn't cutting it anymore, for obvious reasons.
Twitter has plenty of ideas. Some played off United's various logos, some toyed with the CEO's tone-deaf statement in which he apologized for "having to re-accommodate these customers."
Take it away, sloganeers.
As some travelers pointed out, this could be a real opportunity for United's competitors to rebrand themselves.
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