Pedal 10 times

The young couple went to visit a farm, the farmer introduced a very beautiful rooster and said: "From the morning he has already kicked the roof 10 times!".

The wife turned to her husband, asked her disparaging voice:

- Can you hear that?

He then pulled his wife to the chicken farm boss and asked:

- Does it do that with one or 10 females?

- Of course 10 females!

The husband turned to his wife and said:

- Can you hear that?

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It's okay to lie

A writer brought the young woman to the table and said, "You are so beautiful!"

The proud woman replied:

- Thank you, sir! Unfortunately I did not say that to him.

- It's okay, you can lie like me.

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Buy condoms

A young man walked into the pharmacy and said: " Give me a condom. Today I go to meet my girlfriend. Oh no, give me 2: she has a sister. Well, give me 3, mom She looks very pretty too ".

Buy finished, he came to her house. The family invited him to sit with wheels. During the whole day he could not speak, sitting silently, eating nothing. After the meal, she asked:

- What's wrong with eating you? you do not like the food, do you?

- No, the food is great . But I can't believe your father is a drugstore seller.

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What picture?

During the funeral of a cardiologist, the student thanked him by inserting his picture into a pano drawing a big heart.

Suddenly an old teacher cried loudly and laughed

- Professor, why did you cry and laugh? - A surprised student asked.

- I cried because I was touched by your sincere sheet with the late professor, and I laughed and laughed for my identity, if I die tomorrow, what will you put me in?

- What subject do you teach?

- I teach gynecology.