- Do not eat breakfast not because there is no money for breakfast, but because I want to save time for . sleeping .
- Money is a time-consuming thing, to have it, people have to do many things: write home, ask for "aid" friends, "visit" the pawnshop and write an application to delay tuition .
- When deciding not to attack her anymore, not because he is not charming, not gifted, does not dig flowers, does not persevere, has heavy opponents . but for a simple reason: a rose Dalat price 20,000 VND!
- When using other people's shampoo, not because I don't have money, I kibo or take advantage of it because that shampoo . is suitable for my hair.
- When we cut the head . nails, or cut off long-haired hair . not because we eat and play, this fashion is like that, but because we want to save water and shampoo.
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Good training
The scientist who raised two mice, trained them every time he craved food, pressed a small button. Finally succeeded. One day, two mice talked to each other:
- You see, I trained that guy, every time I pressed the button, I brought food to me!
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Light and sound
The first contestant goes. The teacher asked:
- Which is faster, light or sound?
- Of course the sound!
- Based on where?
- When I turn on the TV . I first hear the sound . then see the picture.
- Fall. Invite the next candidate.
The student pilot went in and was asked the same way.
- Of course light!
- Teacher (relieved to hear the answer): "Can you explain why?"
- When I turn on the radio . I see the light emitting light up first . then hear the sound.
- GO OUT! Fall! Cried the last contestant!
This time the teacher pulled out a flashlight and a whistle. In front of the student he turned on the light and honked at the same time.
-What do you get first: light or sound?
- The light.
- Why?
- Easy! Human eyes lie in front of two ears
