Be more careful

An old man entered the train station in the village and went to the ticket counter, asking the station staff.

- Hey boy, did the train go at 3pm 10 minutes?

- I left the station 15 minutes ago.

- How much longer is the 4-hour trip coming?

- Still long.

- Is there any previous passenger train?

- Is not.

- Cargo ship?

- Is not.

- No trip?

- Absolutely not?

- Are you sure?

- Sure! - Hot ticket salesman.

- Well then, my dear - he turned to call his wife - now we can go through the rail.

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Too zigzag

A car staggered should be stopped by traffic police.

Police request to drive:

- I need to check the alcohol concentration in your breath. Please blow on this alcohol meter.

- I can't do it, because I have asthma.

- So there will be a doctor to test your blood.

- No, I have hemophilia.

- So you go straight to the white line dividing this lane.

- I can't go like that!

- Do you still have a reason to refuse?

- Of course! Because it . zigzag.

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Choking dogs with dad

There was a sour girl, who teased her, somehow glared at.

One day, she sat at the door caressing a cotton dog beside her. Three youths go through. A quiz boy:

- I guess the one who makes the other girl laugh, I lose a drink.

There was a boy who accepted the invitation, arrived in front of the girl, bowed to the dog:

- Father.

She laughs and says he is crazy. After the dog, he turned to the girl, collapsing in front of the girl:

- Dear mother.

The girl was shy, hugged the dog and ran away.

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This is the toilet

A tourist lost in the fog, the car ran out of gas. He had to wander the deserted countryside, holding a can.

Much later, he finally found a small house. Tired and breathless, the guest knocked on the door and asked:

- Is anyone in there?

- Yes grandchildren - The sound of a child responding.

- Is your father in it?

- No, my father has just gone!

- My mother?

- My mother was here earlier, but my mother left, when my father came .

The exhausted traveler began to get angry:

- So will not all three of your family be crowded here?

- Yes, sir, but not here. - The child replied. - This is a toilet.