Be more careful
An old man entered the train station in the village and went to the ticket counter, asking the station staff.
- Hey boy, did the train go at 3pm 10 minutes?
- I left the station 15 minutes ago.
- How much longer is the 4-hour trip coming?
- Still long.
- Is there any previous passenger train?
- Is not.
- Cargo ship?
- Is not.
- No trip?
- Absolutely not?
- Are you sure?
- Sure! - Hot ticket salesman.
- Well then, my dear - he turned to call his wife - now we can go through the rail.
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Too zigzag
A car staggered should be stopped by traffic police.
Police request to drive:
- I need to check the alcohol concentration in your breath. Please blow on this alcohol meter.
- I can't do it, because I have asthma.
- So there will be a doctor to test your blood.
- No, I have hemophilia.
- So you go straight to the white line dividing this lane.
- I can't go like that!
- Do you still have a reason to refuse?
- Of course! Because it . zigzag.
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Choking dogs with dad
There was a sour girl, who teased her, somehow glared at.
One day, she sat at the door caressing a cotton dog beside her. Three youths go through. A quiz boy:
- I guess the one who makes the other girl laugh, I lose a drink.
There was a boy who accepted the invitation, arrived in front of the girl, bowed to the dog:
- Father.
She laughs and says he is crazy. After the dog, he turned to the girl, collapsing in front of the girl:
- Dear mother.
The girl was shy, hugged the dog and ran away.
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This is the toilet
A tourist lost in the fog, the car ran out of gas. He had to wander the deserted countryside, holding a can.
Much later, he finally found a small house. Tired and breathless, the guest knocked on the door and asked:
- Is anyone in there?
- Yes grandchildren - The sound of a child responding.
- Is your father in it?
- No, my father has just gone!
- My mother?
- My mother was here earlier, but my mother left, when my father came .
The exhausted traveler began to get angry:
- So will not all three of your family be crowded here?
- Yes, sir, but not here. - The child replied. - This is a toilet.
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- Be careful with the phishing scheme of spoofing Gmail
- The habits that are harmful to the eyes
- Be careful before clicking
- From February 1, France banned smoking in public places
- Be careful with hackers' kidnapping extortion
- Be careful when ladybirds come close to alcohol
- LCD screen: The 'graveyard' row is very risky
- Be careful with information about the World Cup online
- Be careful with carcinogens ... indoors
- IE6 faces the risk of being attacked