A widow and wife decided to take another step with her late wife's sister.
>> Can't enjoy it
>> Betrayal
When people ask him if he loves his sister-in-law, he replies:
- Not really, but at my age, I didn't want to have to start over with a new mother-in-law.
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Ask the phone number
The teacher asked the students: " How much is your home phone number? "
The boy answered:
- 19001772, press 1 to meet your father, press 2 to meet your mother, press 3 to meet your child. When meeting parents, continue to press # to announce the learning situation and press the number of people with the same learning results as children. If you encounter any problems, you can contact the switchboard with the 4 key to predict whether you will be expelled or not! How many people have the same prediction as the teacher. Wish you luck.
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Twice, quail
A soul flies to paradise gate. Seeing people pass through the gate all the wives, he swaggered to go straight in.
St. Peter stops asking:
- Do you have a wife?
- Of course, I get married twice! - He proudly replied.
- Then get out! I only let those who are unhappy, not idiots!
