Honest

In a robbery, the victim was so violent against the perpetrator that they both fainted.

The robber woke up first, the victim's bag only found a few dollars. When the victim regained consciousness, the bandit angrily said:

- The donkey, with all that money, also put up resistance.

- Because I thought you were going to rob a thousand dollars I hid in a sock!

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Billionaire dog

A man carrying a mighty dog ​​ran to the animal shop complaining to his boss.

- He sold me this dog and he complimented it without interruption. But last night the thief came into my house, I cleared 300 VND, it did not bark for an hour.

- Sir . - The boss refused - The previous owner of this dog was a billionaire so with such a small amount of money he despised.

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Oral examination

A student must pay the board exam. Professor asked: " What year did Karl Max lose? "

- Karl Max is gone! A minute of mindfulness to commemorate him!

Both the memorial board to stand up for a minute. Professor asked:

- What year did Lenin lose?

- Lenin died, but his career is still alive. To commemorate the great leader of the proletariat, 5 minutes of mindfulness begins.

The Coucil stand up, stay silent. Professor whispered to the council:

- Let it go, no it tells us to sing "The Internationale", no one here will belong to the word!