Hunting for fun

A guy from the city first came home to visit him.

When the urban guest started feeling bored of the jungle, his uncle came up with an idea:

- Why don't you take guns and lead dogs to hunt for fun?

So the guy took the gun and brought the dogs to the forest. A few hours later, he came back alone, asking:

- Have you been hunting?

- Very nice! - His voice is full of excitement - Do you have any more dogs?

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Scientific experiment

At this research institute people conduct scientific experiments.

From the tall tower, scientists at the same time released the bright flashlight and a cat. Two objects fell to the ground equally fast.

The scientists concluded: " The cat has fallen at the speed of light ".

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Modern mountain people

There is a small guy who runs a small business in a few years, so he has a lot of wealth to turn to electronics business.

He thought it was wise for people in lowland areas, to go to the mountains to trade more easily, because there was no way of knowing what radio was.

Thinking of doing it, he bought a dozen of smuggled Chinese stations and brought them to the village for sale. At the beginning of the village, he saw an old man walking in the opposite direction wearing lots of silver rings, so he started to talk to solicit:

- I have this for you to see.

The old man of the curious nation stopped. The other guy pulled out a radio and put the battery on, saying:

- There is a small man in here who can speak very loudly, and even singing again.

The mouth said, turning on the switch, the radio sounded. The old woman opened her mouth and looked at the radio in surprise, still taking a look at it for a while, her expression very anxious. The lowland guy is happy:

- How? You exchanged this for 10 silver bracelets!

The old man did not seem to care about his words, he looked at the radio for a while and then pulled out a phone from his pocket, watching the hour when he uttered:

- Fuck! Is this the news right now? Why sing? I am going to learn English through AM channel of Voice of Vietnam.