News laughs 2011 Medicine conference

This is the annual global conference taking place in France. The attendees are all leading doctors, who often care for senior government officials.

This year's competition won the first prize, Dr. Christ from the United States. His healing method is very special. He never asked patients about illnesses or symptoms but always started treating them immediately.

All of Christ's colleagues at the conference were deeply impressed by his rare confidence and talent for healing. Many journalists interviewed Christ this, he replied:

- Oh! This style formed dozens of years ago, since I was a veterinarian!

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Come now

A drunk man yanked the lapel of a guest on the road, pulled it close and then slapped his face with a question of alcohol and fermented food:

- Hey man! How did the road go to the hospital?

- If you drink more bottles, surely there is a car that takes you to the place!

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Primer set

Seeing her husband work, she said:

- I cleaned the cupboard and threw away your torn suit.

- Gosh - the husband and the chairman of the commune cried out - what clothes would you wear to ask for confirmation of the poor commune?

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So angry

The director came home from work, his face scowling. The wife asked:

- What's up?

- A very annoying day! The employee he used to vent all frustration and didn't go to work!

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Included

- Does your bookstore have the book 'To be rich after a day'?

- Yes, we also have promotion for the criminal law book.

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Tiny spelling error

After reading the draft federal budget next year, the President told the Minister of Finance:

- Overall quite clear. Very good! However it has a slight error, including the next year, the inflation rate is at 8-9%. That's the real number but must be written together, 89%, without a dash!

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Bad name?

A male student complained to his roommate:

- I just got to know a girl online. I am very young and beautiful, talk smart, charming. Asking for my name, I said that my name is a very precious thing that women like men to give. If I don't know it yet, I suggest more, my name has a letter C. Blushing thinking miserably, struggling all the way until 3:00 am, I reveal: my name is . Jade!

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Do not let children play games

A woman saw her 8-year-old son announce:

- Mom, Mom! My gaming machine is pregnant!

Startled by the strange life, thinking that the baby was wrong, she ran out to check and found the screen on the screen: " I was pregnant, now how do you calculate? "

Dumbfounded for a while without understanding the reason, then the woman screamed:

- Oh my God! This is my father's cell phone!