A man carried two children in his arms, waiting at the subway station.
A woman saw two lovely little girls talking:
- Oh, pretty kids, what are their names?
- I do not know! - The man angrily answered.
- So they are months old, man!
- I do not know! - The man scowled and answered.
By this time the woman was equally angry, she scolded loudly:
- What kind of father are you?
- Oh, I'm not their father. I'm just a condom trading company, but here are two complaints from customers that are returned to our company.
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Likes all fibers
One person complained to the doctor: "The doctor knows, my family is crazy. They insist on putting me in a mental hospital just because I like the yarns more than nylon socks ."
- Is that so? I also like yarn socks more than nylon socks.
The other person is blaming:
- Is that so! I know there are people who think like me. So the doctor likes to use yarns . with tomato sauce or chicken broth?
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Salary increases fast
The bus was very tight, one of the girls was standing close behind, annoyed, and shouted, " Man, do you have a hard-on-the-hell fuck? "
He whispered quietly:
- She was relieved, I just received a salary, the car was too crowded, I did not dare to carry the bag after I was afraid of stealing, so the roll rolled in front
After a while, the girl suddenly cried out:
- Hey hey, why is your salary so fast?
