Didn't you recognize me?

Two priests are on vacation in Hawaii. They decided to turn it into a real vacation by not wearing anything that could indicate that they were clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they went straight to a store and bought some storks, shorts, sandals, eyeglasses .

The next morning, they went to the beach, wearing a "travel" suit. They were sitting in chairs, enjoying drinks, enjoying the sun and the scenery on the beach when a beautiful, deadly blonde girl topless and crossed in front of her.

They can't help but stare. When the blonde girl walked by, she smiled and said:

- Good morning, father, hello. - She nodded to each priest and went on.

Both priests were stunned. Why did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought more stylish clothes. The next day two priests in new clothes sat on the beach and enjoyed the sunshine. After a while, the blonde topless girl again went towards them. She nodded to each priest and said

- Hello dad - and keep walking.

A priest could not stand it anymore and said.

- Please wait a moment, lady.

- Yes, how? - The girl replied.

- We are priests and we are proud of that. But I wanted to know how she knew we were priests when we were dressed like this?

- Eh, I don't recognize you, Sister Angela - the girl replied.

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Doctor's sign

There was one family, one day the husband got sick. The wife took her husband to the hospital.

The doctor completed the examination and wrote two words " BT ". The wife did not understand but found her husband out of illness, so she did not care.

Two years later, the disease recurred. The wife took her husband to the doctor the other day. After the examination was completed, the doctor again wrote two words " BT ". Going home, the wife thought it was the same as last time, so she took care of nothing. Two days later, the husband died. The wife found it strange to ask the doctor. The doctor said:

- I forgot to tell you that. The last two words " BT " mean " normal ", but the two words are old. Now the word " BT " this time means "give up ".