Draw lines for robbers

In the middle of the night, there was a small sound, which made the landlord wake up while his wife was still sleeping soundly.

The boss went downstairs to the house and immediately met an uncle who was holding a shiny knife, he whispered:

- What are you doing here?

- I'm so hungry, please give me some money.

He replied:

- My wife keeps it, I don't have any money here.

- If so, I have to ask you . blood!

He jumped and trembled:

- Blood! You ask for blood . I don't have any extra money. You go upstairs to meet my wife . she is sleeping, you can take the money and blood on your own!

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Revealed

A guy often goes fishing on Sunday mornings. He got up early, prepared lunch, tied the boat to the car and went fishing all day.

One Sunday morning as usual, he got up early, quietly dressed, prepared meals, took his fishing rod and drove away. When the car comes out of the garage, it rains heavily, the wind blows. He decided to return. Taking away his gear, he quietly undressed and climbed into bed.

The wife was still sleeping, the guy stroked his wife's back and whispered:

- The weather is terrible today.

The sleepy wife replied:

- Can you believe it, now that my husband is still fishing!

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Meat is chilled

The couple were watching the figure skating program on the television, suddenly the husband blurted out, " Well, this young athlete is really long ."

Annoying wife:

- The meat left on ice is never fresh longer