Humorous humor on the International Women's Day 8/3

On the International Women's Day 8/3, we would like to send you funny poems about Women's International Day. Hopefully these funny poems will bring lots of laughter to the women, mothers and sisters on March 8.

Little joke

Today the eighth of March
She was excited to go out and go in
Men respectfully bowed
The sisters are excited to come in and out .
The next day in the ninth March
My sister thought it was going to go in and out
The male has no bow
Little sister came back out .

Distribute

Today the eighth of March
The price of flowers is expensive, the price is high
Wages are over
Remuneration, bonuses do not offer this ceremony .
Who brings gifts of bulky cable
I only give it to the muse
Roses have been withered
And great poetry is poetry

Flattering

Dear wife won life
Afraid of his wife to live long
Sorrow less respectable wife
Leaving his wife on top is immortal

His wife is Thao Thao
Let us enjoy every part of the world playing
Wife is a Buddha, my God
Turn the clouds down to make the world
Very sacred, please excuse the table
The definition is not right to die unfairly
The definitions are not good
I hope you can forgive, don't fly back to heaven
Honey! Honey! Honey!
Even if your teeth fall out - your life!

Self-movement

A man is a dishwasher
Dream of cleaning the house and eagerly cleaning the car
Making men lean on the door waiting for his wife to come back
Quickly run to support lane, support cone
Gentle with the five-finger arm
Ask her to drink water?
Then hold on the small pink tray
Soft drinks, hand towels, soot .

Miserable

Today the eighth of March
Men carrying packages running out and running
Buy flowers to buy gifts
Where the money is in the bag, come on
The next day in the ninth March
Where to search in the bag of money
Shrimp noodles all month
Trying to chew and finish swallowing in March

One day he became a wife
That day will pass,
I just sit and watch the flowers,
I keep singing and singing,
I will take care of the dishes,
He will take care of sweeping the house,
I'll take care of the laundry,
Would you like to drink,
Near market or distant market,
He was out before.
You know my favourite dish,
I just have to wait and see.
I rubbed cream rouge,
He picked vegetables and wash the rice.
I leisurely read the newspaper,
He made his hands stir-fry.
You can do it yourself.
Don't worry about me!
Kids slip dresses only,
Give me the stitches.
He bought a bunch of grapes,
Sadly, I kept tasting.
My girlfriend came,
Just carefree conversation.
I bathe the guy,
Then he lulled it to sleep.
Screen cover player,
Listen to me shout "come in".
One day, baby!
Two hours now!
One day he became a wife!
One day I made her husband