Laughing belly with the US army

People underwent brain surgery for an American colonel. The surgeon opened the skull and pulled out the colonel's brain.

At that moment, a soldier on the street passed by:
- Dear Colonel, you have just been promoted to a general.
The colonel got up, waved his shirt and jaws to the door. Surgeon chase:
- Wait, you forgot this brain!
- Oh, what do I need now to do?

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Nothing

The regiment of American soldiers learned to avoid objects watching underwater. General inspector asked the regimental commander:
- Is there any serious incident?
- No! Only the two soldiers in the platoon reported yesterday sunk, but today we picked them up.

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Look, guess

- Have you been in a cavalry?
- Why do you know that? Maybe you see one of my legs is disabled?
- No, I see your face is like a horse's face.

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Still the one

- Colonel, how often do you entertain when you're young?
- Hunting and women.
- What do you hunt?
- Women.

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Nothing

Major John made at the nuclear test site that was accustomed to explosions. One night he awoke from a sound. He asked:
- What is this?
His wife replied:
- Nothing scary, a nuclear explosion.
- Is that so, but you're afraid your child will fall from the bed to the ground.

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Guess that

A new servant needs to enter the regimental commander room:
- Sir, I feel like someone wants to talk to you on the phone.
- What is thought. Who wants to talk to me?
- Yes . sir . sir, the number is when I just picked up the receiver, there was a voice asking: 'Are you there? The bandit! '.