Mix buffalo and rabbit

In the pub, diners questioned the waiter.

- Is it really rabbit meat? Why do I eat so hard?

Honest waiter:

- Recently, rabbit meat is so scarce that customers like it, so we have to add buffalo meat.

- At what proportion?

- Yes, every half of you!

- Does that mean half a rabbit meat mixed with half a buffalo meat?

- No, no. We mixed half a rabbit with half a buffalo!

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Ask for the name to make the menu

An English explorer was caught by the tribe.

He was terrified to see them about to make his flesh when suddenly there was a girl who came and spoke English very well.

- What's your name?

- Peter - the adventurer answered hopefully.

- Can you spell each word please?

- PETER - the adventurer is more and more excited.

- Thank you, I have to write this name on the menu today.

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Replace teachers every day

Two Taliban prisoners sat chatting during recess. Both recalled the school days.

One guy said:

- When I went to school, did I change my school constantly. Every week is moved to the new school .

- What happen?

- A few meals were set up and the fighting collapsed.

- The school is aimed at nothing. Our practice class is every day a new teacher !!!

- What class are you in?

- Suicide bombing.