My wife or his wife

One afternoon two family neighbors face drinking together.

After being drunk, he asked him:

- Man, what's your birthday?

- For what, do you give me a gift? - He answered.

- That's right, let me give you a window curtain, every time you see your husband and wife running around in the house too weird!

- Thank you - The other man quickly thanked and asked again:

- So when is your birthday?

- So, did you also give me gifts? - He answered.

- That's right, I'll give you a binoculars.

- Well, I don't need to - He is slow.

- I gave him a binoculars so he could see clearly that it was my wife or his wife.

- !!!!!!

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Wait for her to turn 18

The street corner is dark. The police checked a silent parked car that looked suspicious.

The door opened, and on the car was a young couple of men and women who were not wearing a piece of cloth on him, the boy was reading the newspaper while the girl was knitting. The policeman asked:

- How old are you?

- I was a citizen a few hours ago - the son answered well.

- What about your girlfriend?

Glancing at the clock, the male citizens could not hide their impatience:

- Ah, she's still 5 years old when she turns 18.

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Harmful habits

After the wedding night, he and she did not say anything to each other. His best friend asked why it was so.

He shrugged and replied:

- On the wedding night, I followed the habit of dropping the 50 thousand sheets down to her pillow without thinking.

His friend comforted:

- Maybe she will sympathize with you. How to keep it in time to love each other so long.

He replied with sadness:

- But the problem is getting up, I see under my pillow, there is a ten-thousand-piece sheet she returned. I don't know how to do it .