Not a biological child

During dinner, the son announced: "Parents, I will marry Susan, the most beautiful girl in this town."

After the meal, the father pulled him out to talk privately:

- I have something to say to you. In his youth, he used to joke with many women. Liz's daughter Susan, she is a half-brother to her child, she is afraid that she cannot marry her.

The following year, the son took home another girl and proudly introduced:

- Dianne agreed! We will get married in June.

Again, the father pulled him out again for a private exchange, still a bad news:

- Dianne is also a half-brother to her son. I am very sorry for this.

The son is more upset than ever, he decided to tell his mother:

- Father has done very disastrous things. I will never get married. Every time I love a girl, my father says that the girl is my child.

The mother shook her head:

- Don't pay attention to what he said, honey! In fact, he is not my father.

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Waiting for me to die and divorce

An old couple decides to break up. Before allowing two people to separate, the court asked them to go to a family marriage counseling facility to find the last chance to save the marriage.

The consultant is able to speak out to convince the old couple but to no avail. The two insisted on insisting on separation to advance to divorce. Finally, the expert sighed:

- You guys are old, one person 95, the other 93, married 72 years. Why should we break up now?

The lady answered:

- We could not stand each other for 46 years but they both thought that it was necessary to wait until the children died before officially cutting off the relationship, lest they be sad.

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Wife and wife

Bo is a great hot pho.
Wife is a gloomy cold rice pot.
Bo is the place to express love
How many wives are upset venting place.
Bo is sweet wine in a vase
Wife is a water in a pond that is pale.
Look at those clear eyes
Looks at her eyes with clear eyes.
Pepper is not regretful
Wife spends one pin then immediately calls wild
You have to go downstairs
His wife was angry, scolded, and immediately added
Once the bag has money left
Then the petal is next to him
One day, everything will be clean
Bo left his wife to pick him home
Bo is a tent, his wife is a house
Big wind, tents collapsed, the roof is still there
Wife is my cold rice
But is the specialty of the neighboring father .