Parrots speak 2 languages

A Belgian biology professor loves animals, he trains a parrot who can speak two languages.

Professor tied a rope to each of its legs, one blue, one red. When friends came to play, he snatched the blue string, immediately the parrot took a French colon. Twitching the red string of a German-speaking parrot.

Everyone admires professors as well as parrots.

- What if I jerked both wires at the same time? - A person asked.

- I will fall over, idiot! - The parrot screams.

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The dog is a foreign language

A newly established enterprise needs to recruit office workers.

They hung a sign outside the company headquarters window, saying: " Recruitment - All candidates have the opportunity to type well, use computers well and know a foreign language ".

A wild dog passed through the company headquarters and saw the billboard pushed the door into. He looked up at the receptionist, wagged his tail, walked over to the sign and hissed.

Understand the idea, the receptionist immediately called the manager to come. He was extremely surprised to know that the candidate was a dog. However, because this four-legged visitor seemed very determined, he still put it in a private room for an interview. First, he refused:

- A puppy is not suitable for this position. The job requires candidates to type.

The dog ran back to the typewriter and wrote a complete letter. He took the paper out and ran again and gave him the head of the office and jumped on the chair to wait.

The head of the department was stunned but still found another reason:

- The billboard stated, candidates need to be proficient in computers.

The dog ran back to the computer, manipulated it extremely well and completed a complete tax form.

This time, he was head of speechless. Choking for a while, he spoke up:

- I see that you are a very, very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still couldn't give this job to you.

The dog jumped into the chair, ran to a copy of the recruitment bill and put the front foot on the words: Every candidate has a chance.

The manager of the office shrugged:

- Yes, but the job also requires candidates to know a foreign language.

The dog looked at the head of the room calmly and spoke:

- Me.e.e.o.o.o!