Recalcitrant

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, a farmer took a motorbike to the district town to go to the spring, but forgot to bring the vehicle papers.

When he met the traffic police he immediately ran away, the traffic police saw that and chased after him. The rising peasant tried to escape but was eventually captured by the police. The policeman asked:

- Why did I blow the whistle but he did not stop, he did not comply with the regulations on traffic safety and prevented running orders? Why are you so stubborn?

The peasant turned around and said bluntly:

- He is stubborn! Seeing my grandfather run away, he tried to chase after him. You are not afraid all year long? I asked my grandfather or was he stubborn?

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The bone in the death anniversary

One man ate sui at the sui girl's house, because he ate quickly, so he got bone.

Shy, embarrassed, he pretended to be drunk and yelled trying to find words that had the same sound as "Khac" to get rid of the unjust bone.

He spoke:

- My male partner with my son, this is really a couple of people, match up with my age . evil . no .

Still unharmed, he continued:

- Dear uncle and dad . evil . stupid. I used to climb up to the forest in the past when I tried to climb . to . evil . stupid I am not a cruel . stupid .

The girls saw that and hugged their stomachs and laughed, he shouted:

- Unbelievable woman, what laughs loudly . evil . stupid . Without this group, I go to the crowd . evil . stupid .

He knew the story, pointing to Mr. Sui, who had said the bone as ordered:

- Quickly go out to the hospital to pick out the bones, evil . evil . so, every day there is a morgue.

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Coarse

A grumpy man walked into the bank and told the cashier.

- I want to open a fucking dog account.

Hearing that, the woman replied in surprise:

- Sorry I don't know, sir, I don't understand your meaning. What did he say?

- Listen here. I say I want to open a fucking dog account now!

-I'm so sorry, but we can't tolerate such a language.

After saying that, the woman left her seat and went to meet the bank director to inform him. They went back together and the director asked:

- What's the trouble here?

- No trouble at all - the man yelled - I just won 50 million dollars in the lottery and I wanted to open a fucking dog account at this fucking bank!

- I understand - the director said - and this dog makes it difficult for you, isn't it?