Sad father because he has the ability to psychic

The father told his son:

- I really didn't expect you to fail this term.

The son was awake:

- I failed, but I found out I have a special ability, Dad.

- What is the ability?

- Psychic, Dad.

- How is it, can you speak more specifically?

- I know in advance how I will fail.

-!?!

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Only father deserves

One boss offered a very beautiful and expensive foreign doll.

He called his three children to say:

- This is a foreign doll, very precious, he will reward anyone who listens to his mother's best, does not argue with his mother, knows how to make mistakes before his mother.

Three children said in unison:

- This reward is only for you to deserve!

-!?!