Spaceship

The two talked about their country's achievements.

- After a lot of things, one said: My country has produced spacecraft to land on the sun already.

- Hearing that, the other person reacts: It's so bad, the sun is so hot, the ship will melt right away!

- The first person replied: You are stupid, we are smart to know that, so we will launch the universe at night.

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Exactly

Tour guide explaining to tour groups:

- Ladies and gentlemen, this stone has existed one hundred thousand and not three years.

- A tourist asked: How do you know exactly that?

- Three years ago, a geologist came here to study and declare: this blade has an age of one hundred thousand years.

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Fly to the Sun at night

Three girls, one blond, one black hair and one brown hair, worked together for NASA. They are talking to each other to see where they will go on their next space trip.

- Brown hair said: Or try to see Mars.

- Black hair, which prefers a cool place: It is best to go to the moon.

- Blonde hair interjected: Don't argue. We will fly to the sun.

- The other two girls smiled sympathetically: Can't go to the Sun. You will be burnt to ashes immediately.

- After a moment of frowning, blond hair rang: I think, we will fly at night.

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Still studying

That year, the International SV exam on the subject of History and oral examination. A Vietnamese student studying "cabinet" deviates, so he has to stop listening to the wall.

- The Soviet overseer reads the subject for a Cuban student: You have 3 questions .

- Yes!

- In what year did Russian October CM succeed?

- 1917!

- Who leads?

- Do Lenin leadership!

- Good. Secondary question: Do you have a ghost or not?

- Yes, the people said yes, the Revolution told me no, while Science is studying!

- Kharasô! Five points.

- Vietnamese students come in.

- I have 3 questions .

- Yes!

- In which year of August success?

- 1917!

- Who leads?

- Led by Le Nin!

- General beating superintendent: Are you crazy?

- Yes, the people say yes, the Revolution says no, while Science is studying!