Take your wife to consult

Just a few years after the wedding, the young couple kept bickering. The situation is so tense that two people want to go to court to divorce.

However, before making the final decision, they also set aside an opportunity to save the marriage by going to the counseling office.

Consultants ask:

- What are the real problems of the two .

He could not finish the words, the wife began to rite the world and told the speed of 100 km / h on the problems in married life.

After 5, 10 and 15 minutes of listening, the consultant approached his wife, lifted his chin and kissed her lips passionately for a few minutes. The wife said in a dumbfounded voice.

The expert turned to his husband who was standing wide in surprise:

- That's it! Your wife should be like this at least twice a week.

The husband scratched his forehead and murmured, then asserted:

- OK! I can take her here every Tuesday and Thursday

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Logical reasoning

The logic professor realized he lost his glasses. He sat down to think about which object had taken his glasses.

" Who stole? Of course a thief. And this guy may be nearsighted, maybe not. Maybe he has glasses, maybe not yet. But if not, how can he see his glasses? This proves that he is not nearsighted, but without myopia, there is no need for glasses . From the above hypotheses, it can be concluded that no one takes his glasses. But I looked all over, I didn't see anything, but I looked like that meant I was wearing glasses.

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Being fired for not wearing pants

The two friends met: "I heard you went to work at company X, didn't you? "

- Yes, but I'm fired right from the first day.

- What happen?

- The boys there are really hot and cold, I don't understand! While I have to say it is extremely strict with the rules! On the day I got to work, the head of the department read the rules clearly: " Just bring a red tie". But when I arrived at the company, I saw people still . bargaining clothes !!!!

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