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At the Astoria Theater (England), people perform a play about medieval times, in which the heroine in the middle of the play is going to take poison and commit suicide. But because the script was long and long, the director was immature with the script, so the audience was bored and sleepy .
Arriving at the suicide scene, instead of being poisoned, the main character pulled a gun into the temple's explosion with a loud ' May ' sound (although there were no guns in this period). Hearing the explosion, all the sleeping audiences jumped up. After waking up they protested the absurdity of the play. The director said: - Honestly, please ignore it because of the loud explosion, we really do not want you to sleep until the morning and the main character also committed suicide like the script.
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Need
The doctor told a patient's wife:
- This is the prescription number for him. And this medicine is for you.
- But how am I supposed to use all this medicine?
- That's right, but he needs to be quiet ?!
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It costs again
- Our agency expects to apply some new saving measures.
- Oh my god, how much money will I spend later on fixing it?
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The boss usually makes quick decisions
The boss received the proposal from the sisters in the computer room:
- Please lead the company to arrange for 2 monitors, branded.
Immediately approve the boss. He also sent direct orders to the chief of the office:
- Immediately buy a curtain for the computer room right away, this time dengue fever is spreading. The investigation office added other departments, if needed, equipped them with curtains as well. Remember to buy synchronously and branded, such as curtains . 10-10 is fine. Tell them that if there is a picture, they can buy it and not buy a white tulle curtain.
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