Training cats

Mary's daughter has just picked up an abandoned cat and brought it to her farm. She felt uncomfortable when she saw the cat start using the back of the sofa to scratch itch.

- Don't worry - your husband said - I'll teach him.

And throughout the following days, Mary saw her husband patiently training the cat. Whenever the cat scratched the sofa, her husband left it outside to give it a lesson.

The cat learns very fast. And during the following years, whenever the cat wanted to go out, he scratched the sofa.

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Smart dog

He went everywhere to show off a very smart dog.

One day, he walked into the office, saw the dog circling on the cushion chair, chasing no down. He walked to the window and pretended to cry:

- Fuck! Where's the cat?

The idea dog rushed forward, clinging his legs to the door sill, barking.

Mr. Grang was pleased to return to his seat.

Another day, the dog came into the room to see the landlord sitting in a chair, he moved his ears and listened and rushed to the window, barking and barking. The boss hurriedly ran up and ran after him, rolling his eyes around the garden to see nothing. When he came back, he found the dog sitting on the cushion.

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Story of meetings

During the meeting, a professor who was about to give a lecture was too noisy.

He could not bear to say:

- The father of the comrades .

The hall started a bit quiet but still quite noisy.

He continued:

- My grandfather comrades .

The hall was quiet. Some people continue to talk like they don't hear anything.

The teacher continues to repeat:

- Instrument of comrades .

In the end, the whole hall was quiet. Seeing that, he finally said: