Three prisoners were in front of a squinty eye guard.The prisoner rolled his eyes and looked at the offender A and asked:
- What's your name?
Prisoner B rushed to say:
- Yes, my name is Ali.
The prisoner looked over at B-prisoner screaming in anger:
- I didn't ask you.
Mr. C is afraid to shout:
- But, I didn't say anything.
Lieutenant gathered the unit and asked:
- Before joining the army, who among you did drink alcohol?
- All quiet. Timidly, finally the new Brarin soldier came out of the line.
- Good, Lieutenant says - Go drink with me. All went to the grass.
First Division asked the commander:
- Sir, the crocodile can't fly, right?
- Of course it is, so who told you that stupid thing?
- Mr. Major.
- Oh, I forgot.Of course alligators can fly.But it flies very low, very low.
