Eat all the bait

My parents went down to the street to shop and handed them to my brother who looked at my brother. My uncle wants to go fishing again, I have to let him follow me.

That night, he frowned with his mother:

- I won't let you go fishing from tomorrow. Only loss of, any fish is fried!

- Oh! It scares the fish away crying right? Do not cry, you will get use to it quickly.

- Not that! I have eaten all of my bait.

- !!!!!

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Mistake is negligible

A doctor told his colleagues, looking sad: "I tried to imagine, I cure his cancer but when he operated, it turned out he had only one abscess."

The other doctor said:

- What's that significant! I treated half a year for a patient with jaundice, but when he died, I found out he was Asian.

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The design

The husband followed his wife to go shopping, tired and worried.

When I went to the heavenly store, when my wife was picking the goods, he suddenly hugged his stomach and fell in pain. Everyone rushed back to cure. While everyone was confused, there was a man rushing to claim that a doctor who worked in a nearby hospital eagerly took him to an emergency. The doctor, who did not wait for an ambulance, enthusiastically nudged him up to his piggy bank as if flying out of the fashion store.

At the hospital, the doctor immediately took him to the clinic. He examined him directly. His wife stood next to him very worried. The doctor after a long search, listened carefully but did not find out what kind of illness he had. Meanwhile he was still screaming loudly. Choosing when his wife went out, the doctor asked in a low voice:

- What the hell are you hurting?

He sat up, awake, staring at the door and saying:

- Please thank the doctor once a thousand times! Doctor saved me. My wife went to the fashion store earlier, she was going to buy a lot of things . her salary this month has run out. I still owe a few million dollars to Mu Beo beer shop . I have to be so painful to escape to escape!

The doctor heard that also proved very satisfactory:

- Your initiative is great, what a marvel! I must thank you myself!

Seeing that he did not understand, the doctor said his ear softly:

- Because at that time my wife was also in that fashion store. She was looking at a million-dollar mink coat. I don't know how to handle it yet . It's so lucky! Thanks to your magic, I managed to escape the damn fashion shop! Waiting for me to trick my wife and his wife away, I went with him to the shop, I would crave you for a beer to thank! Now your mission is to shout loudly .