Funny poetry for old husband lazy bathing

Do you know, my husband and his husband every time he went to take a bath just like he did not have the weather, the time was right.

In the old days, it was very beautiful
The suit jacket is always fragrant
Not married for a few days
Immediately nature, looming most life

The " lazy first world"
No one is foe, unequaled
Especially to the winter
The lazy thing to bathe is not a table

The reason has thousands:
"Africa is more precious than gold
Just bathed two weeks ago
Smelling it, there's still no smell

Now I have to tighten my purse
Electricity is increasing in price, seeing the economy
Save electricity for families
Do not bathe from the water tank

I just thought about it
All day and all night in the house
Where did the dirt come from?
Which needs to be bathed, obviously a little off

Just yesterday
The agency " complained" praised me with all my words:
"My grandfather was amazing
Keep smelling like perfume "

Say it close, don't talk far
My son also said that my father is fragrant
Every day he doesn't kiss
Only you are staring at me forever

The buffalo is cattle all year round
No need to bathe still alive, what to do
Wild mouth, too clean sometimes
Bathed but hit the wind, "finished movie" .

Or, I try it too
This week without bathing, it was easy to get used to
At that time, our house
Add the "bath schedule" to be the inventory "

Oh god! " High ant " clearly
After hearing that, I felt dazed and put up my hands
How many arguments like this
Why convince her husband, huh husband ???