Genetic mutations

There is a white man who comes to evangelize on a small island in Africa. After a while, the black chieftain's wife gave birth to a white child.

The angry leader ran to the white man's tent, shouting:

- Only you are white here, I will punish you!

Evangelist clarifies:

- Maybe it's just a gene mutation. Right on this island, there are a bunch of white sheep, yet there is only one black sheep. What do you think?

The leader thought and softened his voice:

- Then I'll ignore the white kid, and you can't tell anyone about that black sheep.

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Treatments of bears and rabbits

One day in the dense forest, the frog frog saw the bear chasing the rabbit to get lunch.

Frog calls two animals and says:

- We give each person 3 wishes. The other bear! Please wish first.

The bear thought for a minute and because it was a male bear, he wished:

- I wish all bears in this forest are female bears.

In turn, the rabbit immediately wishes for a helmet and wears it right away. The bear smirked at the rabbit's ignorance because it wasted such a precious wish.

The second time bear wishes:

- I want the surrounding forest to be full of female bears.

Next, the rabbit wished for a motorbike and immediately started the engine. The bear is really shocked because he sees the wishes of such stupid things.

At the last wish, the bear thought for a moment and said:

- I hope all bears in this world are female bears.

The rabbit's car started rolling and it turned back and said to her:

- I wish this bear was gay.

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Gay thief

A prisoner escaped from the prison, ran until he came across a house. He entered the continent to find money and guns but only caught a young couple sleeping in bed.

The defector dragged the guy out to tie it to a chair. While tying the girl up in bed, he kissed her quietly and walked into the bathroom. When the sound of the water started, the husband said in a low voice to his wife:

- Listen, he's a prisoner who escaped from camp. I tried looking at his clothes. Perhaps he has been in it for many years and also hasn't seen women for years. Earlier I saw him kissing me, please make him satisfied, don't resist, he can be very dangerous, if he is angry he can kill us. So, honey, I love you!

The wife answered:

- No, he didn't kiss me. He just quietly told me that he was gay and he looked so cute . Well, try to bear it, my dear!