I am a teacher

The test hour, the teacher teaches the creature to bring a cage, inside a variety of birds.

He pulled out one and hid it behind his back, just letting the students see the tail, and asked the students:

- What bird is this?

- Teacher, starling!

- Incorrect. This is the woodpecker. Let me guess again .

The teacher pulled out another one and asked:

- What is this name?

- Yes .! - The student is embarrassed - I think it's a crest!

- No, this is a bird-eye. I didn't study! I'm sad to give you a "No" score! What is your name?

- Are you a teacher?

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The child is filial

Teachers after teaching students a lesson about filial piety, then asked Bi: " If I have two houses, my father doesn't have any, what will I do? "

- I'll give you a house.

- Very good. If I have two cars, my father doesn't have a car, what will I do?

- I'll give you three.

- Very good. I understand very well the teacher lecture. One last question: If I saved 20,000 VND, my father didn't have any money. So what will you do?

- I won't give you three.

- What's wrong? I gave three houses, for three cars, why didn't you give me three?

- Teacher, because I actually saved 20,000 VND.

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Good fish training

A boy was arrested by security guards for fishing stolen in a no-fishing area with two baskets full of fish.

- Do you have a fishing license?

- Yes no. This is the Aquarium of the grandchildren.

- Aquarium?

- Yes right. At night, I bring the fish out here to let them swim a few laps and whistle that they come back and jump back into the basket to bring home.

- Bullshit, fish can't do that.

- So let me show you.

- OK.

So the boy dropped the fish into the lake in front of the security guards. Later.

- How? Do you ever call them back?

- Who to call?

- Fish.

- Which fish?