Mental patients

At a mental hospital, to check for the last time before giving patients discharge from the hospital, the doctors discussed a fake door on the wall and said:

- Please open that door so you can go home.

The patients eagerly rushed into the fake door opened and opened, only one person standing from afar laughed hard. The doctors were happy to think that he had run out of illness and went to ask:

- Why do you laugh?

- They are stupid - The patient replied:

The doctors secretly cheered in their stomachs but to be sure to ask, "Why did you tell them to be stupid?

- Because I keep this key here, how can they open that door - He raised the shovel and said.

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Absent-mindedness

A person looks worried and goes to see a doctor for a routine health check. The doctor asked:

- Is your health normal?

- To tell the truth to the doctor, I seem to have a mental illness. I was never sure where I parked, or if I answered the letter, I always wondered where I was going and what I would do when I got there. So, I really need your help, doctor.

- The doctor contemplated for a moment and then gently said: Then you pay for my medical examination first !!!

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Healing chatter

A woman complained to the doctor that her husband was babbling while sleeping. The doctor said:
- I can prescribe to help the family stop talking.

- Guest object: Oh no! Could you please tell me which medicine makes him speak a little more clearly.