Search for a young wife

Bill, an extremely wealthy old man and widowed, went to a club and accompanied a blonde girl about 25 years old, very sexy and beautiful.

Her youthful and seductive youthfulness stunned everyone, she took Bill's arm and listened intently to every word that Bill uttered.

Bill's friends were surprised. They dragged him to a corner, closed it and asked:

- Bill, how did you get such a good girlfriend?

- Girlfriend? That is my wife!

My friends were even more shocked but still asked:

- How did you convince her to marry you?

- I lie about my age.

Friends ask:

- What do you mean? Did you tell her you're only 50 years old?

- No, I told her I was 90. - Bill smiled and replied.

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Is it worth to feed?

The house is about to have guests, the overbearing wife asks her husband: " Are you going to wear shorts for a receptionist? ".

- I want to let everyone know, how she raised me! - The husband is angry.

- If so - the wife said - take off his shorts, let them know if he is worth raising.

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See the appendix surgery

On the train, a young girl in a short skirt sat opposite to a middle-aged man.

She saw that this man kept glancing down at his thigh and asked:

- Do you want me to move my skirt up a bit?

- If you lift your skirt up 1 centimeter, I give you 20 dollars.

The girl lifted her skirt by 1 centimeter and received $ 20.

- If you add another 1 centimeter I give you 50 dollars.

The girl lifted her skirt by 1 centimeter and received $ 50.

- If you move another centimeter, you get $ 100.

The girl lifted her skirt by 1 centimeter and received $ 100.

If I now show him how much I have had appendix surgery, how much do I get?

- How long can I watch?

- As long as I can, I don't want to touch.

He replied cheerfully:

- Then you get $ 500.

- Please give me the money first.

He took out money and waited anxiously. Never seen the girl act, he impatiently urged:

- Why so long?

- Wait a minute.

Just as the car passed a hospital, she pointed out the window and said:

- That . that's . that's where I did that appendix, you look away. There is a discharge letter here