The wife walked into the kitchen to see her husband holding a fly dam.
- What are you doing?
- Smashing flies.
- Did you catch any children?
- 2 males, 3 females.
The wife smiled and asked:
- How do you know?
- Then 2 males parked on the mouth of beer cans, and 3 females parked on the phone.
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Selling eggs for adultery
During the gold wedding, the husband asked his wife: " Darling, I have lived together for so many years, but have you ever shown me what is in that box ? ".
Wife agrees, he opened the box. Including 3 eggs and $ 10,000.
- What is this?
- Every time I have an affair I put in an egg box!
- So after all these years I only had adultery three times? Well well, I forgive you. What about money?
- Whenever I get a dozen results, I bring it to the market!
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Free for neighbors
The newly born wife, the husband and wife have been " banned " for a long time, hard to go back and forth, so they bring the husband with little money and whisper to the husband to " relax " outside.
- Discharge the van a little to help me, I'm not blaming you!
The husband left for a while and then returned, returning his wife nearly half of the money, and told:
- He intended to go to the center, but the first karaoke owner kept going on and on. She sympathizes with her wife, 50% discount.
- You bastard! - the wife roared.
- Why, where are you going? - The husband panicked.
- I mean it! When I was born, I took her husband's money anyway!
