Why haven't you invited me to eat?
A person with abdominal pain who could not go to defecation, went to see a healer for treatment.
He promised the healer that when he was cured, he would offer him a generous meal. The priest believed the words and took medicine for him. After a few days of taking the medicine, this brother got better from the illness and went to the toilet normally, but he was so bad that he wanted to swallow the words about the meal, so whenever he asked the doctor, he would say that it was not gone.
The healer also figured out that he was lying, very upset, and decided to catch the funeral. Once he saw him go out to the yard again, he followed the teacher. When he finished walking pulling up his pants, he immediately ran out from the bush, one hand holding his hand, pointing at the pile and shouting:
- You are a greedy greedy man. Having gone a lot like this, why haven't you invited me to eat yet?
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Flattery
A martial arts man likes to read poetry. On the side of the house, there was one he could only eat. Whenever he could do a poem, he often called him to read it, he praised or praised. That is to eat and drink.
One day, the mandarin called him to play. When I sat down and said:
- I just made a birdhouse in the back of the garden, can I think of a great song, can I read it?
- Yes, please keep reading.
The martial arts man nodded and soaked while soaking:
Four different columns stand between the sky,
The child flew high and flew away.
The next day he gave birth to his children
Grilled chopped patties, beat the cup to play.
The other brother burst into praise:
- Good, please recite each sentence to enjoy the beauty of the poem.
Quan read again:
- Four difference columns stand in the sky
The other guy said:
- Good! I experience it like this, maybe he will do it to the imperial office.
Quan read:
- The child flew high and low
The other guy said:
- You still know how to rise up!
Quan read the sentence:
- The next day he gave birth to his children
The other guy said:
- Great! His descendants are countless.
Next:
- Grilled chopped patties!
The other man hesitated and complimented:
- Great! His sight later spoiled and saved, rich and precious.
He was concerned about martial arts, his nose was covered with a baskets, he was good, shook his thigh, poured wine to invite him and said:
- My poetry is natural. Now that I have a test, I try to do an instant test, how can I hear it!
- So it is a pleasure!
Quan looked around, saw the dog, did the poem that:
Not an elephant, not a buffalo,
It is the dog that bites the dog.
When you sleep together, you have to stand,
All life does not eat a piece of betel nut.
The other brother nodded complimentfully. The two of them invited each other to drink tea tea, and then he asked for a lesson:
Surrounding you all the way to your head,
Everybody sees who bites on the back
Eat out of the same aroma of rotten
Hundreds of years without a cup of tea.
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