Cypress spiders hit

The other nobles into the woods to hunt. Along with him there were many friends and countless servants.

Arriving at a large tree, he saw on it a drawing of the targets and in the center of each heart, an arrow was stabbed. Surprised, the noble exclaimed:

- Who is this great marksmanship? Must find him!

After continuing through the forest for a few more miles, the hunting team caught a boy carrying a bow and arrow. He recognized himself as the archer who shot the name on the trunk.

- Do you not draw the target on the trunk and use the hammer to nail the arrow into the bull's eye? - The noble asked.

- No, sir. I shoot arrows from 100 steps away. I swear on the most sacred thing that it is true.

- Surprisingly. - The noble exclaimed - I will accept you as a guard. But we need to ask you a question, how can you shoot such wonderful names?

The boy replied:

- First, I shot my name at the tree trunk, after that, I painted the heart around it.

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Manufacturing women

King Henry Ford after his death was taken to heaven. At the gate of heaven there is St. Peter waiting to be received.

Having met Ford, Saint Peter said: Ford was still alive, you have done many good things for the society, such as inventing a method of working lines for the car industry to change the world. With such a result, you will be blessed to be able to talk to anyone in this heaven.

Thinking for a few seconds, Ford asked to meet God. Saint Peter led Ford to meet God. When he met God, Ford immediately asked:

- Sir, when you created a woman, what did you think?

When God finished listening, he asked again:

- What do you ask?

Ford immediately replied:

- In your invention there are too many errors. The front is swollen, the back is protruding. Machine often loud when running fast. Money to maintain and nurture too high. Regularly requires new paint. Every day, 28 days, there is a viscous flow and cannot work. The gas pump and exhaust pipes are too close together. Headlights are too small. Fuel consumption is terrible.

God heard over and told:

- Please wait a moment for us to review the design.

He then called all the design and mechanical engineers in heaven to review the process, and after a while they presented the report to God. After watching, he said:

- The words you just said are true, our inventions are very flawed, but if calculated on the economic side, the effect is very high: There are nearly 98% of men in the world using products made by us. create, while only less than 10% of men use your product.