John went to the doctor to complain about his medical condition.
After a thorough examination, the doctor looked at John unbelievably, then backed away saying:
- According to the test results, I think he was infected with rabies. The situation was very serious.
John heard that soundly for a long time, then slowly said:
- Can you lend me a pen and a paper?
The doctor looked at him suspiciously:
- Do you want to write a will? The situation is not that bad!
John shrugged:
- No, I just want to list all the people I want to bite!
- !!!
