Fantasy about Santa's magic ability

The students and professors from the University of North Carolina (USA) explained how Santa could only one night distribute gifts to children around the world in an article on the University of Los Angeles website. Angeles.

In a discussion topic, professors suggested students calculate Santa's extraordinary ability in the legend based on the laws of modern physics.

Students applied the theory of space bending - time in Einstein's theory of relativity to explain how he achieved that miraculous speed to give gifts to every good child everywhere. world.

So how do you carry a huge amount of this gift to distribute not in a few months but only in one night is Christmas night. And how do you know to only give gifts to good kids?

Santa has bent space-time
to be able to give gifts to all children in the world.

The reindeer pulls Santa's sleigh sled. On its back there are bags that seem tight. Gift bag? Is not. It is just a red cloth covered on a small device but the 'baby pepper' has a huge capacity: the device generates a reaction by cold nuclear fusion reaction, which helps the sleigh move quickly almost. the light.

The sleigh itself has the most reasonable aerodynamic form, accurately calculated, made of titanium alloy, one face is flexible enough to easily deform when flying, on the other hand it must be very durable to can be parked on the roof when moving at such a high speed without breaking. The whole car is covered with artificial nano-structured leather, to reduce air resistance. To take advantage of the time, Santa uses a laser sensor to find the shortest path.

Santa found out who was rightly given a gift thanks to a giant antennae that caught the brain waves of all children around the world. A special algorithm that allows the signals they emit sends to brainwaves into specific wishes of each child transferred to him (like reading other people's thoughts from brain waves).

After processing with a series of ultra-precise filters, their wishes were transferred to the database of the most modern computers attached to his car. In addition to more accurately assessing children's behavior, Santa also referred to their articles on social networks like Twitter and Facebook during the past year.

Finally the professors and students came to the conclusion that Santa did not bring any gifts because too much, too heavy and too cumbersome. He has machines for making toys, candies, books, talking . in short, whatever gifts he wants on the spot, just pressing a button is a series of blinks.

The basic material for synthesizing everything is carbon in the composition of soot (he climbs through the chimney), oxygen, nitrogen, steam.

In the final stage, the gift of Santa is still done in the traditional way for many generations, through the chimney in heat-resistant clothes, produced by polymers of halogenic hydrocarbon families, to put into all the socks you have on hand, squeezed on the bed.