May not call fresh beer

The two guys invited each other to the bar and ordered 2 glasses of fresh milk to quench their thirst.

Immediately, a woman came out from behind the curtain and carried two cups. She stripped her shirt and only a little, two cups were full. Two men gasped. A man who sipped a cup of milk muttered:

- Now I know what fresh milk is.

Thinking for a moment, the other brother nodded:

- Luckily, I didn't order fresh beer earlier!

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Tips for going home to her husband

The bride's mother has some old-fashioned views about marriage.

She teaches girls:

- Never let my husband see me completely naked - she advises - I always have to bring something on me.

- Yes mom - the girl obeyed.

After two weeks of marriage, the girl and her husband were about to go to bed when the husband asked:

- Darling, does anyone in your family have mental problems?

- As far as I know it is not - the girl answers - why do you ask that?

- Yes - my husband replied - We have been married for two weeks, but every night I wear that bad hat while lying in bed.

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The secret desire

In the park there are 2 statues of a man and a woman. They stood silently watching each other for many years.

Some time later, an angel appeared and gave two statues a wish:

- Because you are exemplary statues, bringing joy to many people, I give you the greatest wish: life. You will have 30 minutes to do all that you have longed for.

The angel just finished speaking immediately 2 statues became real people. They smiled at each other, ran their hands together and ran into the nearby forest and slipped into a bush. The angel smiled alone when he heard the boys and girls giggling and the bushes trembled and the leaves twitched.

15 minutes later, 2 statues came out from the bushes with a satisfied look. Frustrated and surprised, the angel asked:

- You have 15 minutes to be human, do you want to continue?

The male statue looks at the statue of the girl lovingly and asks:

- My dear! I do it again!

The female statue smiled wryly and replied:

- Yes! But this time it's your turn to keep the pigeon so that you "poop" on its head .