Call an ambulance first

The husband went to play late at night, his wife propped his hands on five sticks, he rushed to the phone.

The more mad the wife is:

- Ah, isn't it enough for you to go all night, now what phone do you call?

- I called an ambulance! So, aren't I going to let me go to the hospital like last time?

- !!!!!

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Take advantage of the thanks

He drove to find a hotel in a strange city to sleep overnight.

Frantically running back and forth, I saw a white-haired grandmother looking very happy. He stuck his head out of the car and asked for directions.

- Dear, please show me the way to the Golden Sun Hotel!

The old lady smiled, friendly eyes behind the old frame:

- Oh, I let him grow old and I just gave it.

He drove happily to invite him to the car with him. According to the old woman, she pointed him to drive across many streets, many green light, red lights . like that, about 12 km, coming in front of a small house, overgrown plants, inside there the light glimmered, looking very hard 'bureaucratic', the grandmother quietly:

- Stop the car here guys!

He drove a little worried, his voice whispering:

- This place is too old, this is not a Golden Sun hotel!

- Oh, this is an old house. And the hotel you want to go back to 11 km, near the place just now, turn left a few dozen meters to see!

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Redirecting treatment

The doctor told the patient: "You have a flu, so be patient to avoid it. Winter is easy to catch, but there is no medicine to cure it"

Patients impatient:

- But you must advise me to do something?

- He tried cold water bath for about half an hour, wrapped thinly across the waist and ran outdoors for a few dozen minutes .

- So, what will I do if I have pneumonia?

- Swollen lungs, there will be medicine to treat.