If so, look in the barracks, just how funny the school is and the comedy team!
Can not
- At some point, the military will be all women.
- This can not be happen. Could it be that there are only commanders in the army .
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It is difficult
The officer warned a new soldier:
- If you don't cut your hair tomorrow, I'll punish you this afternoon!
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Why not say before?
Two soldiers carried a large pot of soup across an officer. Officers stopped:
- Let me check it out!
Two soldiers advised:
- Captain, you should not touch here.
- I have a duty to check them all!
Then the officer took the spoon to scoop, taste it, and then immediately spit it out:
- Is this something you call soup?
- Captain, this is the excess soup from yesterday, we brought it to dump.
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Assignment
One soldier recounted:
- When I was assigned to mine with a teammate, he and I took turns when he went first, when I followed.
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password
An officer came home and told his wife:
- Give me the newspaper!
- How is the password?
- Cao Cao chased!
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That's annoying
Lieutenant critic sergeant:
- Don't give the gun barrel to tease those girls. They will run around to make the colonel not be able to see with him, he will be very angry!
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Already an order
- Today we will practice crawling along the way!
- Lieutenant, not daring and daring.
- How do I order, you crawl like that!
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Not broken yet?
The officer told the soldier:
- Bill, I can't give you new shoes because the old couple can still walk.
- How to carry it! If I stepped on a 10-cent coin, I knew right away it was lying on its stomach or back there!
