Father's speech

A very sick old man had to stay in an inpatient hospital.

One day, his son visited and they could only talk to each other through the warm eyes of their father and son. Suddenly, the father suddenly gasped and grabbed the pen and piece of paper by the bed.

With a little effort, the patient hastily wrote the words and dropped pen and paper and collapsed, died. The son was so depressed that he didn't notice how he put his father's speech into his coat pocket.

During the funeral, the son casually thrust his hand into his pocket and saw the piece of paper. Trembling emotion, he pulled it out to read.

The piece of paper has the words: "You bastard! Lift the butt off my oxygen pipe! ".

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Thought to ask me

Huy enters the public restroom at the supermarket. When he closed the door, he heard a voice rising from the next room.

- Hey, how are you?

Somewhat surprised, Huy blurted out:

- Oh hi! I usually do.

And the other guy said again:

- What are you doing?

What kind of question is that? This is ridiculous, Huy um:

- Uhmm, it's like you!

- Can I come over to you again?

Huy thought, " This is really an eccentric guy, I need to say something, polite, to end this case ." Huy answered:

- Sorry, I'm very busy today, and today is also a very bad day for me!

At this point, Huy heard that the guy in the other room said impatiently:

- Listen!!! Anytime I phone you, there's some crazy guy in the next room to answer all the questions I ask you. Bye!

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Fluid language

A man entered the pub. The waiter ran and pulled the chair to invite him to sit and asked: 'Sir, what do you want?'.

Guest:

- What do I want? A big house, a lot of money and a beautiful wife.

Compensation:

- Not that! I mean, what do you want?

Guest:

- I crave something? There is a castle, become a millionaire and there is a beauty queen with a beauty.

Compensation:

- You misunderstood me again. What he wants is what?

Guest:

- I like boys better, but girls are great. Just it is to be healthy.

Annoyed brother:

- What I'm asking, what do you want to drink?

Guest:

- Why don't you say that right from the beginning? so what do you have?

Compensation:

- Honestly, there's nothing. I did not earn much money, and all day I had to hang around in the pub to work.