Growing horns

A man who went to work early in the morning met a strange man who kept saying in his face: "Horns, horns".

The next day, at the same time he saw the other guy with the same old saying:

- Horns, horns!

The joke goes on day after day, causing the man to question his wife. At night, he asked his wife:

- Did you betray me?

- Why do you think about that bullshit?

He honestly recounted the strange guy's game to his wife. Two days later, still following the old journey, the husband met the other guy. This time, he shouted:

- Horns! Cum-horned horns!

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Catch the son-in-law

A police officer forced a driver to stop because he was speeding on the road.

He resolved:

- But sir, can I explain?

- Silence, I will lock you in jail until the head comes back.

- But, sir, I just want to say .

- I said quiet, you will have to go to prison.

A few hours later, the police officer looked at the offender and said:

- Very lucky for you, the head is at your daughter's wedding, so he will be happy to come back.

- Don't hope for that, I'm the groom!

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Missing something to receive that

On a beautiful day, the girl brought her lover home to the family.

The girl's father is the one who often asks enough things when a stranger comes to play. When the boy just arrived at the house he asked.

- When you go to the street if you see 2 bags, 1 bag of wisdom and the other is yellow, what do you pick up?

- Yes, I will pick up the gold bag - The guy quickly responds

- The youth of this time only knew about fame and money, so shameful. According to you, you should pick up your wisdom bag. - The girl's father said.

- Sir, I think anyone who lacks something will pick it up.

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