The place my husband touched last night

The late-night husband went home to forget the wall and just finished painting, leaving many prints on the wall.

The next morning, wanting to repair, the wife called the painter to:

- Please come in this room, I will show you where my husband touched me last night!

The workers scratched their ears, looked around and faltered:

- Yes! Afraid of my grandfather suddenly .

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My wife is the head, I am the commander

Send the person you "see you off to get married ". Never believe the enemy station!

Come on, don't be foolish
Being so happy, what does my wife do?
'Cage son' is just that
Please come to know this body.

In the past, there was no wife and children
The life of a boy is vertical and horizontal.
Which is football, billiards
Happy at drinking, sad, drinking.

Salary is not for anyone
Like what to buy, what to do freely
Life is still fun
Naturally, he put his hand on the cuffs again.

From now on, wife and children
Foster wife, wife fattening the round of the mill
But don't rush to celebrate
They fatten up to serve them .

Wash the dishes, sweep the house
Punching his back and scratching itchy day
It is washing diapers, clothes drying
The night of making milk, come to the child.

Payable salary of course
He did not submit peace to her
If that is extra
Of course, my wife found her way.

But you don't think easy
Yes, payment is easy, easy to get out
Wife is a bank house
The access road is very wide, the road is blind.

Until he wants to cross.
Focus your friends, talk about it
Of course only dreams
Don't expect a glorious moment in the past.

I cry, I hope
Let's go to the market, cook rice.
How many things are you doing?
You can put a beer mug in your mouth.

Sometimes I want to go up
Leave independence, freedom every day
But it is difficult
My wife is the head, I am the commander.

The heartfelt words
The brothers sent words to him.
People also say it
' Hurry up and go to pay . '