Jokes: How to enter the teacher's charismatic topic

At the beginning of math class, the teacher gave a quiz to the whole class.

- I ask you, what is stealing music called?

- Teacher is a plagiarism!

- What is stealing ideas?

- It's an idea!

- What is stealing poetry called?

- It's a poet!

- What about stealing teeth?

The whole class looked at each other in confusion.

- Open your books, today we will learn. ''derivative''.

Studying in the Facebook era

Two girls sitting and talking to each other.

- Have you done your homework, Ti?

- Yes, I did and posted it on Facebook.

- I already tagged you. Please come and see, remember to like and comment for me.

- Very good. She also just posted my transcript on Facebook and tagged my mother.

- Remember to leave a message to your mother after watching, like and comment for her.

- !?

Signs of pregnancy

During an exam in medical school, the teacher asked.

- Can you tell me the signs of pregnancy?

Hesitating and not knowing how to answer, he heard you say: Hair loss, bent legs, big belly. He frantically repeated everything.

The teacher then smiled and asked:

- Are my legs bent?

- Dear lord.

- Is my hair falling out?

- Dear Miss.

- Is my belly big?

- Dear sir.

- Then when I give birth, I'll let you pass the exam.

The teachers here are so pretty

There are some teachers in class today. The teacher and students have prepared all possible situations to make the lesson "safe". Half an hour passed smoothly, with 15 minutes to go, the teacher asked the students the last question:

- Now I will write some English words on the board, please try to translate it into Vietnamese.

The teacher was in the middle of writing a sentence when the chalk fell, she bent down to pick it up and continued to write all the words.

- And now who will translate these words?

Ty immediately raised his hand.

The teacher looked around the class, but other than Ti, no one raised their hands, so they assigned Ti to speak.

Ti is very confident:

- The teachers here are so pretty.

- What? I'm out of class!

Ti finished collecting her books and whispered in the ear of the attending teacher:

- If you don't know, don't remind me.