Dihydrogen monoxide

In one study, the student warned everyone about a chemical he had just discovered and was licensed with an invention called 'dihydrogen monoxide'. It causes many harms.

- Excessive sweating.

- The main component of acid rain.

- Maintain fire when switching to gas.

- Unfortunately inhalation can cause suffocation.

- One of the agents of erosion.

- Reducing the effectiveness of car brakes.

- Found in tumors of terminal cancer patients .

- He sent these conclusions to the World Health Organization and asked for support to ban the use of this substance. There were 43 people who agreed, six people hesitated, only one knew the name of the substance: water.

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In Japan, everything is automated

The girl approached the machine, bought a cup of coffee. She put a coin in the machine and pressed the creamy coffee button. In the meantime, the girl heard the noise of the machine, then the coffee came out from a nozzle and the ice came out from the tap. However, for some reason, the cup did not fall down to catch coffee so it all poured into the tray below and flowed back into the machine.

- This is the final result of automation! - The girl exclaimed in annoyance - The machine even drank people.

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Is there a memory ?!

On the bus that runs into downtown Chicago, USA, there is a beefy man who gets on the bus often and loudly:

- Mike giant, heavyweight champion, does not pay bus fare.

The car was very bored with this guy and didn't dare ask any questions. But the giant Mike's unpaid status took place regularly, he was very busy, he enrolled in a 6-month Karate course. During that time, the giant Mike was still in the car frequently and loudly didn't pay.
The first day after the course, after the giant Mike stepped into the car and used his old tricks again, the coachman approached and grinned:

- Why don't you pay?

Surprised and confused, Mike replied:

- Because Mike used a monthly ticket!

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