May did not go to Nhat Tan

May did not go to Nhat Tan

At a mental hospital, the doctor went along the corridor to see a patient walking and pulling a string at the end to tie a brush.

Occasionally he paused and patted and muttered to that weird thing. When he saw the doctor, he seemed very embarrassed. Looking strange, the doctor asked:

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Yes, I'm pulling the brush.

- Good! I think you can leave the hospital.

After saying he was satisfied the doctor away. Immediately, he quickly pulled the brush into a hidden corner, stroking and saying:

- Good luck for you! If I didn't tell you the brush, he brought you to Nhat Tan.

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Raising another guy

Years have passed, since the day a young girl carried a baby in her arms and entered the butcher shop. She told the shop owner that the baby was his son and asked for advice on resolving the problem.

The store owner agreed to give two mothers and children free meat until he was 16 years old.

That innocent young girl could do anything but agree. One day, the son came to get the meat as usual and told the shopkeeper:

- Tomorrow I will be 16 years old.

The shop owner replied:

- I know my son, I hope every day like you. And now, you take this meat and tell your mother that this is the last meat she gets, to see how she will react?

The boy came home and told him exactly what was told. After listening, his mother nodded:

- Hey son, let me tell him that in the last 16 years we have received milk, bread, and fruit for free. To see how he reacts?

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Punishment for promiscuous behavior

The couple live honestly and when they die, they go to heaven.

Before entering the paradise gate, St. Pie asked one last time:

- Be honest, if in your life there was once a promiscuous affair with someone other than your wife or husband telling me, we will poke a spear into the butt.

The husband hesitated and stepped forward, closing his eyes to make Pie play a single shot. Opening his eyes and not seeing his wife, he asked:

- Where is my wife?

Saint Pie laughed and said:

- Your wife is lying on the sewing machine table over there.

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That is my bike

A missionary spent several years instructing an indigenous tribe on how to cultivate and build everything to be self-sufficient.

Later, he realized that he had never taught the tribe to speak English. So he called the chief to walk into the forest, point a tree and speak to the chief:

- This is a tree (This is a tree).

The chief looked at the tree and muttered:

- Tree.

The missionary is pleased with that answer. They went further and the pastor pointed a stone, saying:

- This is a rock (This is a rock).

Hearing that, the chief looked and said:

- Rock.

The pastor really felt enthusiastic about the result. When he heard the rustle in a bush, he peeked inside and saw a pair of men and women entwined. The pastor really felt confused and quickly responded:

- Riding a bike.

The chief prisoner looked at the men and women, and immediately pulled out his gun and shot and killed them. The pastor is angry and yells at the chief that he has spent so much effort to teach the clan how civilized and how to treat people correctly and why he can kill these people. Such a savage way?

The cold leader replied:

- It's my bike.