Jokes for the bridegroom, bride

The bridegroom, the most difficult is to play chess with his father-in-law, not to win but not to lose. In addition, there are many situations where the wife's family finds it "difficult"!

That's it

His mother-in-law said to her husband: - He forced the bridegroom to drink just enough, she was unable to come back, she was guilty of sleeping on her own.

My son-in-law is running out, pausing: - Mom, don't worry, if you don't drink at your parents' house, you can drink in other places too! My wife is sleeping and getting used to it.

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Daughter-in-law

- Nè daughter-in-law of the cheek, noon and noon, then wake up and worry about the hammer market!
- Yes, my husband has been carrying a basket to the market since the early morning.

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The opportunity of the bridegroom

- Grandpa, the bridegroom is carrying the cupboard, I go over with you.
- Da thanks my parents. Now I have a head with my cheek, and the other end . try "gong" to listen to me!

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Yes, please

- When I first became a bride, I was a city citizen, the hard work was not used to it, I quit and let my mother do it.
- Yes, I told you, I don't dare to 'argue'.

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Good for the groom

- The groom is doing something, do you need three parents to kiss?
- Yes, so that I can lift the ladder, and three climb up and close for me some tiles.

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Cheeks husband, daughter-in-law

- Grandparents said ' strawberry is a child ', have returned to live with their parents, want to do whatever they want, do not be afraid to welcome them later, not when the family is lost.

- Yes, my parents said so, please listen. Today I missed my parents and my parents, now I go back to the next few meals!