Miss valentine

This year's Travel Company's valentine gift is to organize an impressive fashion show designed by female employees.

The general manager personally crowned the first prize winner. After embracing, taking photos, he commented: ' There is no doubt that this is a travel guide's fashion. Any place to introduce is fully recommended! '.

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Do not happy

After the operation, the patient returned to his room and sighed:

- So escape!

- Don't rush to celebrate - the roommate laughs - there are still people who die after the surgery because the nurse forgot the scissors in the abdomen.

At that moment, the surgeon entered the hospital room:

- Sorry, did anyone see my hat?

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For von

The daughter cried immediately:

- Elder yelled at me, told me I was a face . sugar! Hu, hu!

- He told me to be the face . the resettlement house !!! - Mr. Luo said.

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Good dog

One went to the market to buy dogs to keep the house.

- I bought the dog - the dog seller invited me.

- Is your dog good? - The buyer asked

- Good, he sleeps all day and all night, no barking.

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Like a ball

His mother-in-law told his son-in-law:

- Get my daughter back, I have to love like a ball!

- Yes! Mom, if you need me, I'll shoot, don't drag at all!

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No wonder

The TV station in the 'Overcoming difficulties' program interviewed a family in the old town with 7 children:

- My family is crowded like this, you must be very economical?

- Well . Um . In the couple's room we have televisions, refrigerators, phones. So are my children's rooms - the husband is proud.

For a moment, he continued:

- And our whole family is in the same room!

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Super greed

Li Gong is famous as a greedy man. Once Thach Sanh invited to drink with the python slashing bonus. Li Thong sat down at the cup to the point where he was so stiff that he struggled and struggled. Thach Sanh told him to go into the toilet for his throat fingers and vomit slightly. Li Gong whispered:

- If you have room for your finger, you have eaten a steak