Mischievous against

A man entered the supermarket insisted on buying the tops of lettuce plants. The salesman said he had to ask the manager for advice.

He walked into the room behind him and said:

- There is an idiot out there asking to buy half a lettuce .

Just after saying that, he suddenly discovered that the man was following and standing right behind him, so he continued:

- And this gentleman wants to buy the other half.

The manager agreed to sell and the man left. After that, the manager called the boy and said:

- Be quick! You make me a good impression, so where are you from?

- From Canada, sir!

- Why did you leave Canada?

- There are only real travelers and hockey players!

- Really? My wife is also Canadian.

- Are you not kidding? So what house do you play for hockey team?

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What is the ringing tone for?

A widow is bored with his life alone. She decided to publish her husband's newspaper with three conditions: he had to be gentle, not to abandon her and especially to be strong in bed.

The next day, when the bell rang, she opened the door and saw a burly man who was crippled with his arms and legs sitting in a wheelchair.

- No one will respond to her requests as well as I do - the man confidently said - I have no hands so I can't beat her. I have no legs so I can't leave her.

- Great! And the possibility in bed - Goai is skeptical.

- What do you think I just rang the doorbell with? - The man retorted.

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Most self-monks

On the occasion of Vietnamese Teachers' Day November 20, the Chairman of the commune visited a secondary school.

During the meeting of teachers and students, he asked a student:

- Do you know the phrase: 'What do you mean by the most?'

- Sir, especially one, the temple itself, the monk is the teacher. ' Most monks and nuns' means ' One temple has a teacher, sells the temple, and the rest of the teachers '.

Stern chairman:

- Broken! Damn it! Students, disrespectful students . have you heard any time: ' Fairy school, after school ' yet? There, there! The fairy goddess in the sky still studied the meaning ceremony, the queen was the wife of the king, the authority was so that she had to study literature as the children.

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