Groomsmen

The husband, after reading the article "The murder at the restaurant: a female employee killed", reflected and said to his wife.

- Darling, my mother is all around the house all day, not bored! Maybe you should get a job for me.

- What can my mother do now?

- Well, for example . the waitress at the restaurant.

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Pay with a gun

After drinking drunk, the two "brothers and sisters" stood up from the shop.

The owner of the Chinese restaurant rushed to follow:

- Hey, you have to pay for the water!

One of the two men stared at the shopkeeper, then pulled a Colt 45 from the waistband of his pants and threw it to a nearby table.

- Money? Here, take it.

The shopkeeper trembled and pleaded:

- Please, please keep it, enlightened to dare not take it, because enlightenment does not have . odd guns to rot for you.

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Think of me as a light bulb

The famous psychologist visits the nursing home for mental health patients.

Entering a room, he lifted his head and saw a sick person on the ceiling with both hands on both sides of the rafters.

The doctor asked the duty nurse:

- What's wrong with him?

- He is paranoid, considers himself a light bulb.

- Yes! I see it clearly. But there must be a way to catch him down, lest he fall into a wound, he will scold the reputation of our hospital.

- Yes, but he came down, this room will be dark!