Keep coffee by mouth

One brother was responsible for bringing coffee to the judge every morning. But the judge was very angry when he saw that the cup of coffee always had only 2/3.

The clerk explained that he had to rush to bring coffee until it was hot and spilled on the way.

Despite how the court judge scolded or complained, the secretary never brought a full cup of coffee. Annoyed, the judge intended to reduce his secretary's salary by a third if he did not please him. So from then on, every time a full cup of coffee is placed in front of the judge every morning.

The judge was very critical of his success and also wondered how the secretary used it to do so.

- It's not much, I just take a sip in the coffee room and release it in front of his office.

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The doctor also needs isolation

The man called the doctor in a panic.

- Doctor - he said in the phone - My son has a fever.

- I know, the doctor said - I went to his house yesterday and gave him medicine. Please separate him from the others.

- But he kissed the maid.

- Then we will isolate her.

- And I kissed the maid myself.

- That means you can get sick.

- Yes and since then I have kissed my wife.

- Miserable - The doctor panicked - Then I was also lost.

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Compensation of dentures

After the crash occurred, the victim sat up and shouted at the person who caused the disaster.

- Hey, what kind of walk do you stand, ruining my dentures? Do you know how much I have to pay for it?

- Okay, I can compensate you.

After saying that, he pulled out a box full of dentures. After trying many times, the other guy also found a fit fit.

- Great! How do you have so many dentures? Are you a dentist?

- Oh no, I specialize in grave.