Language workshop

Recess at the international language conference, professors talk to each other about homophones.

People from England say:

- I can do a can (I can make a box).

French professors say:

- La souris sourit sous le riz (The mouse laughs under rice).

The example of a Chinese professor is:

- Dong dong pupil, dong dong (The boy roamed on the field was left with the right corn).

The Vietnamese linguist in turn pulled out a round:

- Meal, passing through and through the gap. Today, over and over and over again. If you want me to ignore it, please bring it through a bundle.

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Ants look for pants

There was an elephant bathing in the river, an ant standing on the shore said, "That guy! Good to step up here ."

The elephant just stepped up and said:

- What are you going to do?

Kien said:

- Come down and take a shower.

Elephant said, annoyed:

- What do you think you're going to do?

- Actually, I lost my swimsuit. I just want to see if you took it? - Kien said.

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Reassure the doctor

The chief surgeon asked a patient who was standing in the hallway, breathing pink: " We are about to start surgery for you why did you run away from the surgery room like that? "

Patients respond:

- Just because the nurse said, " Ask not to be so frightened. Appendicitis is the simplest surgery of all types of surgery . ".

Head of doctor:

- That's right. Don't be afraid!

Patient:

- But she didn't have to tell me but told the doctor who was holding the scalpel .